10 Pleasures Only Stoners Truly Appreciate

Why do we love weed so much? Because it brings us happiness. But the plant itself is just the beginning! What about all the little things? Like the first time you open a zip-lock bag of buds and inhale that aroma? Or when you find a forgotten roach in the ashtray? Just like food can give you a mini-orgasm in your mouth, weed can do the same in so many different ways. Without further ado, here are 10 ways to experience pure bliss from weed and everything that comes with it:

1. Trying a New Strain
   Smoking the same thing gets old fast. So when you get your hands on a new strain, it’s like sex—only better.
2. Finding a Nug When You Thought You Were Out
   Running out is the worst! But when you’ve accepted your fate and suddenly discover an unexpected nug, it’s an unreal feeling.
3. Getting a Discount from Your Dealer
   Where weed is legal, discounts and deals aren’t that rare. But if your dealer hooks you up for buying in bulk or for any other reason, isn’t that a reason to celebrate?
4. The Shine of Metal and Glass When You Clean Your Device
   Cleaning your piece can be a chore, but there’s something satisfying about it. As you polish the metal of your pipe or the glass of your bong, you imagine that first hit, and your body and mind tingle in anticipation.
5. Smoking from a Freshly Cleaned Device
   A dirty bong is gross. A crystal-clear piece is the opposite. Not only does it improve the taste, but it also makes the smoke smoother.
6. Catching a Whiff of Weed on the Street
   You’re walking down the street, lost in thought, and suddenly you smell that familiar aroma. For most stoners, that’s enough to put a huge grin on their face.
7. Opening a New Bag of Weed
   It’s hard to say what’s better—the sharp smell or the feeling of plunging your fingers into the bag and feeling the stickiness, roundness, and firmness of fresh buds.
8. Finding a Layer of Kief at the Bottom of Your Grinder
   Collecting kief in your grinder’s tray takes time. For some, it takes days. But when you finally have enough for a good hit, is there any better sight?
9. That First Bite of Food When the Munchies Hit
   Delicious food is an orgasm. Weed is an orgasm. Combine them, and eating becomes a full-on orgy of pleasure.
10. Your First Hit of the Day
    The smell of strong coffee and that first flavorful toke—there’s no better way to start your day!